A slink

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A sneaky link that’s basically a backstab with a side of laziness.
He slinked out of the room like he’d been paid to disappear.
She slinked past the teacher like she had a secret and a lunch bag full of lies.
That guy slinked into the kitchen like he was escaping a burning building.
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A word so bad it could make a saint swear. It's like a curse that can mean anything from ‘you're a loser’ to ‘you're a cockroach.'
You're a slink and I'm your worst nightmare.
I called him a slink and he cried like a baby.
She said I was a slink and I kicked her out of my house.
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A word that’s like a middle finger with a dance move. It means you're weak, you're ugly, and you're probably wearing the same shirt from last week.
He called me a slink and I called him a meatball.
She slinked into the room like she owned it, and she probably did.
They said I slinked like a worm, and I said they slinked like a worm with a bad haircut.
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When you leave someone’s house at 6 a. m. like you’re running from the cops and you just had sex with them.
He slinked out of her house like he was running from a pizza delivery guy.
She left her boyfriend’s house at 6 a. m. and looked like she had a hangover and a regret.
He slinked out of the room like he’d been caught eating the last slice of pizza.
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When you move from friend to friend like you're a snack and you're trying to avoid getting eaten.
He slinked from one friend to the next like he was a snack on the run.
She moved from friend to friend like she was a worm in a candy bar.
He slinked around like he was trying to escape a group chat.
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When you walk like a creep with a hood on and eyes that look like they’re trying to see through your soul.
He slinked into the room like he was a ghost with a grudge.
She walked in like she was trying to scare the entire school.
He slinked past me like he was hiding from his mom.
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A word that describes skinny white guy legs that look like they’ve been through a fire and a fight.
His legs looked like they’d been through a fire and a fight.
She called him a slink and he looked like he’d been run over by a bus.
He had slink legs like he’d been burned by a laser and a pizza.
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