A Sleeping Beauty

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A Sleeping Beauty is when you spray your cum on your girlfriend's face while she's asleep just to wake her up and make her look like a mess.
I woke her up with my cum like it was a breakfast show.
I sprayed my load on her face and she thought it was a prank.
I woke up my girlfriend with cum and she was mad but also a little turned on.
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When you rest your arm for so long it dies, then you jerk off and it feels like someone else is doing it to you.
My arm was dead and I wanked like someone else was doing it.
I had a dead arm and my wank felt like it was from a pro.
My arm was numb and I wanked like I was being helped by a ghost.
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A Sleeping Beauty is when you and your girl fall asleep with your dick in her and you both snore like animals.
We fell asleep with my dick in her and snored like dogs.
My girlfriend and I slept with my dick in her and snored like two old men.
We had a sleepover with my dick in her and snored like a couple of bears.
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When you sit on your hand for 10 to 20 minutes until it’s completely dead and your wank feels like it’s being done by someone else.
I sat on my hand for 20 minutes and my wank felt like it was from a pro.
My hand was dead and my wank felt like it was from a ghost.
I sat on my hand for 15 minutes and my wank felt like someone was doing it to me.
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Taking a hit and blowing smoke into someone’s mouth while they’re asleep to wake them up like a monster.
I took a hit and blew smoke in my friend’s mouth while he was sleeping.
I woke my girl up with a hit and a smoke blast in her mouth.
I took a toke and blew smoke into my brother’s mouth like he was a zombie.
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When you stick your cock in someone’s mouth while they’re snoring or yawning like you’re trying to eat them.
I stuck my cock in my friend’s mouth while he was snoring.
I stuck my penis in my girl’s mouth while she was yawning.
I stuck my cock in my dad’s mouth while he was snoring like a bear.
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When you take a picture of someone who’s hot when they’re sleeping and then post it online and it looks like they’re a mess because they drool or look like a raccoon.
I took a photo of my girl while she was sleeping and she looked like a raccoon.
I posted a picture of my girlfriend sleeping and she looked like she had a face full of snot.
I took a photo of my friend sleeping and it looked like they had a drool explosion.
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