A Slater

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A woman sits totally naked on a glass table and shits her brains out while you lie under it and jerk off like a brain-dead man
My cousin got caught doing this at the mall food court. He’s in jail now.
My friend’s girlfriend did this at the bar. He’s still there.
I did this in my mom’s kitchen. She gave me grounding for a year.
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What he’s really called when he’s not being a total cocky piece of trash
His real name is Bob. But everyone calls him A Slater because he’s a cocky piece of trash.
He goes by A Slater. His real name is Bob. Bob is a total loser.
His name is A Slater. His real name is Bob. Bob is a total piece of trash.
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A bike that Richard Slater hacked into and made it run on like three wheels and a dream
That bike was a total nightmare. It ran on three wheels and a dream.
He hacked the bike so it ran like a total nightmare.
The bike was hacked by Richard Slater. It ran on three wheels and a dream.
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The kind of guy who shows up and is just all-around good, like he’s been training for it
He showed up and was just all-around good. Like he trained for it.
He was just all-around good. Like he trained for it.
He was the kind of guy who just showed up and was all-around good.
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Taking a shit like a backwards idiot, just like A. C. Slater from Saved by the Bell sat in chairs
He took a shit like a backwards idiot.
He sat on the toilet backwards and took a shit like a total idiot.
He took a shit like A. C. Slater from Saved by the Bell.
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An electric thing that Richard Slater messed with until it looked like it had been through hell
That thing looked like it had been through hell. Richard Slater messed with it.
He messed with the electric thing until it looked like it had been through hell.
The electric thing looked like it had been through hell. Richard Slater messed with it.
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A guy with a huge cock and balls. He uses them like it’s his job, and it probably is
He has a huge cock and balls. He uses them like it’s his job.
He uses his huge cock and balls like it’s his job.
He’s got a huge cock and balls. He uses them like it’s his job, and it probably is.
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