a slap in the face

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A face slap so hard it feels like your head got run over by a truck.
My mom slapped me so hard I saw stars and my ears rang for a week.
My brother slapped me when I said I didn’t want to eat brussels sprouts.
My crush slapped me when I told her I liked her best friend.
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Getting called out like you’re the biggest idiot in the room.
My teacher slapped my face when I answered the question wrong.
My friend slapped me for eating the last of the pizza.
My dad slapped me for telling my mom she was ugly.
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When life throws you a curveball and it hits you right in the face.
I got slapped when I found out I failed my math test.
My girlfriend slapped me when I showed up late to our date.
My dog slapped me when I tried to take his favorite toy.
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A slap so sudden it makes your face look like a confused chicken.
My mom slapped me when I said I didn’t want to go to church.
My brother slapped me for calling him fat.
My teacher slapped me when I laughed during her lecture.
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A slap so epic it makes you question your life choices.
My dad slapped me when I told him I wanted to be a clown.
My sister slapped me for stealing her phone.
My crush slapped me when I asked her out in front of everyone.
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Getting hit in the face so hard you feel it in your soul.
My mom slapped me when I said I didn’t want to go to school.
My brother slapped me when I told him he was ugly.
My crush slapped me for cheating on her.
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A slap that makes you wish you had never been born.
My dad slapped me when I said I wanted to be a rockstar.
My teacher slapped me when I drew on the desk.
My crush slapped me when I asked her out in front of her friends.
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