a slap happy hellacopter

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You're trying to get some head from a dime, but your dick is too soft to do anything. So you grab it, spin it like a f***ing tornado, and slap her with your limp noodle like it's the last thing you're gonna do.

I tried to get head from my cousin and my dick was softer than her hair.

My buddy tried to slap his date with a chicken leg and it didn't work.

I had to spin my noodle around like a f***ing blender to get my slap on.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You're trying to get some head, but your cock is as soft as a baby's f***ing cheek. So you grab it, twist it like a f***ing windmill, and whack her with it like you're trying to wake her up.

My cock was softer than my ex's promises. So I twisted it and slapped her awake.

He had to twist his cock like a f***ing pizza dough to slap her.

I slapped my date with my cock like it was a f***ing f***ing slap bracelet.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You're trying to get some head, but you're too f***ing tired. So you grab your limp cock, spin it like a f***ing f***ing turbo, and slap her with it like it's a f***ing f***ing slapstick.

I was too tired to get head, so I spun my cock and slapped her like a f***ing movie star.

He spun his cock like a f***ing f***ing f***ing turbo and slapped her.

I slapped my date with my cock like it was a f***ing f***ing f***ing slapstick.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago