A Skunk On Acid

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A smelly, dirty, total mess of a person who’s high all the time. They’re usually some greasy Florida man or that kid who sat behind you in math class and talked to his Pokémon all day.
My cousin’s a skunk on acid. He’s been living in a trash can for three years and still wears his elementary school pants.
That guy in the back of the bus who tried to eat a whole pizza box and screamed at the driver like it was a personal attack.
My brother’s a skunk on acid. He tried to talk to a raccoon and got bit.
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A person who smells like a dead raccoon and is always high. They usually come from Florida or are the kid who used to eat crayons and thought they were candy.
My neighbor is a skunk on acid. He wears a t-shirt from 2005 and thinks it’s ‘fashion.’
That guy in the park who tried to start a fire with a match and a bag of Cheetos.
My cousin’s a skunk on acid. He once tried to fight a pigeon and lost.
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A total mess of a person who’s always high, smells like a garbage can, and probably came from Florida. They’re the kind of person who thinks a pizza is a snack, not a meal.
My friend’s a skunk on acid. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still doesn’t know the difference between a video game and real life.
That kid who sat next to me in science class and tried to eat a whole pencil.
My uncle’s a skunk on acid. He once tried to ride a skateboard and fell into a dumpster.
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