a skullshot

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A person who knows all about gadgets but can't figure out how to use the apps that go with them, especially when it comes to games like WoW and BF2. They might have bad teeth, post dumb messages on forums looking for dates, and think boats are cool for no reason.
"I bought a new console, but the game still doesn't work. I blame the internet.", @Skullshot007
Posted a forum thread: 'Any girls into boats and gaming?'
Tried to play BF2 and said, 'This is harder than my dentists.'
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A guy who knows how to plug in a controller but can't handle a simple game. He has lousy teeth, yells at his screen, and thinks boats are like superpowers. He's been known to ask for dates on forums and still hasn't figured out how to use the game menus.
"I don't know why the character won't move. Is my controller broken or my brain?", @SkullshotBro
Sent a DM: 'Will you be my girlfriend if I beat you at WoW?'
Tried to play WoW and said, 'This is harder than my job.'
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A man who has a deep love for boats and thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread. He has bad teeth, can't use a game menu, and still posts on forums looking for love. He’s the reason why the word 'skullshot' was born in Northern Virginia and Florida.
Posted on a forum: 'Boats are better than life.'
Tried to play BF2 and said, 'This game is harder than my ex.'
Sent a message: 'I have bad teeth and I love boats. Will you marry me?'
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