A Skorupski

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A Polish boss who acts like he knows everything. Talks like he's on a soapbox. Uses fancy words for no reason. Sends the office the best porn emails, even if he's too cheap to buy a decent coffee.
'This meeting is a waste of my time. I could be reading a dictionary and eating a donut.'
'I know more about politics than your entire family.'
'I got this email from a guy who looks like a goat. It’s worth it.'
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A cute guy who looks like he just walked out of a cartoon. You want to punch him, but you also want to kiss him. He’s like a snack you can’t resist.
He smiled at me like I was the last slice of pizza.
He wears a hat and looks like a baby seal.
He’s so cute, I almost cried during lunch.
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