A skidmark on the underpants of society

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A smelly stain on society's pants that nobody wants to sit next to. They’re the kind of person who makes your morning coffee taste like regret.
My uncle is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He eats tuna sandwiches for breakfast and talks about his dead goldfish like it’s a business deal.
The guy who stole my lunch money is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He’s also the reason I hate math.
My teacher says I'm a skidmark on the underpants of society. I say she's just bitter because I aced the test.
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The worst kind of person. Like a turd that’s been sitting in a sock for three days. They're the reason society has to take a bath.
My neighbor is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He wears socks to bed and talks to his plants like they’re his exes.
The guy who took my seat on the bus is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He also smells like a garbage can in the summer.
My mom says I'm a skidmark on the underpants of society. I say she's just jealous I got a pet rat.
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A person so bad that they make society wish they had a hole in the ground to hide in. Like a bad smell that won’t go away.
My brother is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He eats pizza for dinner and wears socks with sandals.
The kid who drew on the wall is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He also has a pet mouse that eats my homework.
My boss says I'm a skidmark on the underpants of society. I say he’s just bitter because I got promoted.
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