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A smelly stain on society's pants that nobody wants to sit next to. They’re the kind of person who makes your morning coffee taste like regret.
My uncle is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He eats tuna sandwiches for breakfast and talks about his dead goldfish like it’s a business deal.
The guy who stole my lunch money is a skidmark on the underpants of society. He’s also the reason I hate math.
My teacher says I'm a skidmark on the underpants of society. I say she's just bitter because I aced the test.