Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A six-pack of cheap beer. Named after a New Jersey tool with abs that look like they were carved by a chainsaw.

Bro: 'I'm gonna drink a situation and forget my life.'

Mom: 'You're buying situations again? You're gonna be a situation yourself.'

Barista: 'You're gonna need a situation to survive this hangover.'

2

Mike Sorrentino's abs on MTV's 'Jersey Shore.' He's got the body of a god, but the brain of a confused toddler.

Friend: 'I wish I had a situation.'

Teacher: 'You're acting like a situation.'

Mom: 'If you don't stop talking, you'll be a situation.'

3

A nickname for a New Jersey tool on MTV. He's too scared of real relationships to date anyone and just brings grenades to the crib.

Text: 'I'm just like the situation. I bring grenades to the crib.'

DM: 'The situation would bring a grenade to a bar.'

Post: 'The situation: grenade lover, relationship avoider.'

4

A one-celled organism from New Jersey who is about to lose all his fame and end up forgotten.

Caption: 'The situation is fading away like a bad tan.'

Status: 'The situation is going down like a drunk on a rollercoaster.'

Text: 'The situation is fading faster than my hair.'

5

The situation. Yours never changed. You've been saying this for months. You're alone and you're not even trying.

Message: 'You're still the situation. You never change.'

Post: 'The situation is you. You've been the same for months.'

Text: 'You're the situation. You don't even try anymore.'

6

Slang for penis. Used to talk about sex without anyone getting suspicious.

Text: 'I had a situation that was out of control.'

Message: 'The situation was the best part of my day.'

Post: 'The situation was a full-on ordeal.'

7

When a man has a hard on. It's like his pants are about to explode.

Status: 'The situation hit me like a brick.'

Text: 'I had a situation so strong, I could’ve broken a wall.'

Message: 'The situation was like a full-on warzone.'