A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

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A place where people talk about sex so much it’s like they’re all in a porn club and forgot how to breathe.
'Why are you single? You’re not even on this site.'
'I came here for advice about my job. Now I’m crying about my love life.'
'The comments section is worse than my ex's text messages.'
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A website where every conversation is just a setup for someone to drop a dick joke.
'Hey, did you hear about the new meme?' 'Yeah, but I just wanted to talk about my cat.'
'I posted about math homework. Now I’m being called a virgin.'
'I asked for help with a problem. Now I’m being asked if I’ve ever had sex.'
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A place where even your dog comments on your love life and calls you a failure.
'My dog just said, 'You're still single? You're a disgrace.''
'I was trying to explain a physics problem. My dog said, 'Just talk about sex.''
'I posted about my day. My dog replied, 'You're still single? What's wrong with you?'
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A website where people talk about sex like it’s their full-time job and they get paid in pizza.
'I came here to ask about my homework. Now I’m being asked if I like pizza.'
'I just wanted to know how to fix my car. Now I’m being called a loser.'
'I posted about my day. Now I’m being told I’m a failure.'
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A place where people talk about sex more than they talk about their parents and their childhood trauma.
'I came here to ask about my homework. Now I’m being asked if I have a girlfriend.'
'I just wanted to talk about my day. Now I’m being called a loser.'
'I posted about my problems. Now I’m being asked if I like sex.'
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A website where people talk about sex so much it's like they’re all in a group chat with their exes and their pet.
'I came here for help with math. Now I’m being asked if I have a girlfriend.'
'I posted about my day. Now I’m being asked if I like pizza.'
'I just wanted to talk about my problems. Now I’m being called a loser.'
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