A 'single white female'

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You copy someone so much you start following them like a lost dog. It’s like the movie where the girl goes nuts.
I copied her makeup, her style, her whole life. Now I’m lurking outside her house like a creep.
He’s been following me for weeks. I think he’s trying to steal my life.
She’s been shadowing me since Monday. I swear she’s going to show up at my mom’s house next.
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Someone you trusted turned into your worst enemy. They took your ideas, your connections, and now they’re getting all the glory.
She used my notes for her presentation. Now she’s the star and I’m the background noise.
He took my project and claimed it was his. Now he’s getting all the praise.
She stole my contacts and my ideas. Now she’s the big shot and I’m the forgotten one.
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It’s like that movie with the crazy girl who broke in, stole your clothes, and tried to seduce your guy. She’s the ugly one who thinks she’s the best.
She showed up at my house with a duffel bag and a death wish. She’s been trying to sleep with my guy for weeks.
She crashed my party, took my clothes, and now she’s trying to flirt with my ex.
She came to my house out of nowhere, begged to stay, and then went through my whole phone trying to find a guy to hit on.
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This is the worst thing that could happen. It’s like the end of the world.
This is the worst. I don’t even know what to say.
This is the worst situation I’ve ever been in.
This is the worst. I’m going to die from this.
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