A single, solitary snail

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The reason why your life is a dumpster fire and you’re still stuck in it
My math test was easy. Then I saw this snail. Now I’m failing.
The snail walked across my lunch. I threw it away. I still got detention.
I saw a single snail. My whole day went to hell.
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The worst thing to ever happen to your existence, and it’s still hanging around
I saw that snail. I cried. I still cried after it left.
That snail walked into my room. I didn’t even sleep that night.
I had a dream about that snail. It was a nightmare.
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The reason why you can’t be trusted with anything that moves
That snail almost ruined my life. I still can’t trust anything that crawls.
I let a snail walk on my face. I’m never doing that again.
I watched that snail. I’m now a snail expert. I’m still scared.
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