a single rose

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Giving someone a single rose is like saying you'll love them until you're dead and your bones are in a trash can.

My ex gave me a single rose. I threw it in the toilet and flushed it.

He sent me a single rose on our anniversary. I texted him: 'You're still cheap.'

My mom gave me a single rose for my birthday. I told her it was the worst present ever.

A single rose is the cheapest way to say you're still in love but also broke as hell.

He gave me a single rose. I said, 'You’re still cheap, but at least you’re trying.'

My crush gave me a single rose. I told him I’d rather have a pizza.

My boyfriend gave me a single rose. I said, 'I want a bouquet or I’m leaving.'

A single rose is like giving someone a love note with a side of embarrassment.

My dad gave me a single rose for my first day of school. I felt like a total dork.

My crush gave me a single rose. I texted him back: 'You’re cute, but this is awkward.'

My teacher gave me a single rose for being the best student. I blushed like a tomato.