a single prayer

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When you scream into the void like a feral animal because you think your life is a joke and the universe is laughing at you.

'I prayed to the gods and all they did was make me cry in a bathroom stall.'

'I said a single prayer and the ceiling fell on my head.'

'I prayed so hard I got a papercut from my own fingers.'

When you get a hard-on so strong it feels like your pants are about to explode and your brain is screaming for mercy.

'I was walking to class and suddenly my pants were on fire.'

'I saw my teacher and my brain had a seizure.'

'I prayed and my pants got a second opinion.'