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A silent shotgun is like a disease that turns your body into a meat grinder, but no one knows it's happening because you're too busy dying inside.
My uncle has a silent shotgun and still thinks he's fine. He's not. He's just pretending.
My mom got a silent shotgun and now she can't walk. She blames the cat.
My teacher has a silent shotgun and still yells at us like it's 1999.