A sieger

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A ghost kid who’s so white they look like a ghost and only goes to Shipley and Narberth because they’re too chicken to go anywhere else.
My cousin is a sieger. He’s so pale he looks like he died in the 1800s.
That kid in my math class is a sieger. He’s got the skin of a ghost and the brain of a potato.
I saw a sieger at the mall. He was so white he scared the security guard.
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The worst kind of punishment. You get a smelly Tofurkey Jerky stuck up your butt while you sprint through a marathon like you’re being chased by a flamingo with a chainsaw.
I had to do the sieger punishment. I ran 26 miles with a smelly tofu stick up my butt. It was like hell.
My brother got the sieger punishment. He cried like a baby while running the marathon.
That kid got the sieger punishment. He looked like he wanted to die.
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You stick your willy in a vagina and then she turns you down like you’re the worst boyfriend ever.
I tried to be a sieger. She said no and I felt like a total loser.
My friend tried to be a sieger. She said no and he cried.
I did the sieger thing. She said no and I felt like a piece of meat that nobody wants.
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