A Side of Beef

Bro, I was at the BBQ and I felt like a side of beef. No one even noticed me.

My mom said I was a side of beef because I didn’t move for two hours.

At school lunch, I sat there like a side of beef. No one even asked me what I wanted.

That jock at the gym is a side of beef. He flexes like he’s got a six-pack and a brain, but he just got a 65 on his math test.

My cousin is a side of beef. He can bench 200 pounds, but he can’t spell 'sentence'.

My neighbor is a side of beef. He goes to the gym every day, but he still doesn’t know what 9 + 9 is.

Hillary Clinton is a side of beef because she looked like a slab of meat being thrown in a van.

They called her a side of beef because she was wheeled into a van like a piece of meat.

They gave Hillary Clinton the name 'side of beef' because she looked like she was going to the grill.

Hillary Clinton is a side of beef because she looked like a slab of meat being thrown in a van.

They called her a side of beef because she was wheeled into a van like a piece of meat.

They gave Hillary Clinton the name 'side of beef' because she looked like she was going to the grill.

My crush is a side of beef because she eats cum and cock like it’s her last meal.

She’s a side of beef because she eats cock and cum like it’s pizza.

That girl is a side of beef because she eats cum and cock like she’s never had food before.

Her pussy is a side of beef because it looks like it was designed by a trap door and a folding chair.

He called her a side of beef because her pussy looked like a trap door with a secret.

She got called a side of beef because her pussy looked like it could fold over and trap you.

He did a side of beef like it was a hot dog and a side of fries.

She called him a side of beef because he ate her pussy like it was a hot dog.

That guy did a side of beef like it was a hot dog and he didn’t even need ketchup.