a sick Dew

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a god-awful hair job that makes you look like a failed experiment

My barber gave me a sick Dew. Now I look like a raccoon got into a blender.

My cousin got a sick Dew. It’s like a flamingo threw up on his head.

My dog got a sick Dew. He now looks like he’s been tortured by a hair dryer.

a total mess of hair that makes you want to scream into a pillow

My ex got a sick Dew. It’s like a tornado hit his head and then a chicken pecked it.

My brother got a sick Dew. It looks like he tried to grow a beard and failed.

My friend got a sick Dew. It’s so bad, even the rats are laughing at him.