A Shuttleworth

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A person who gets their pants pulled down by butt-loving monkeys from another world and also rides a long board like a crazy man

Bro just told me he got fisted by Tony and got kicked outta the game by a pro pig pog

My cousin went to a different definition and came back with a face like a fried egg

My mom said I’d be dead if I didn’t stop taking Shuttleworths

The best sysadmin in the whole wide world. Everyone else should be jealous of him and want to be him

My server crashed and I called him and he fixed it in like 2 seconds

He knows more about computers than my grandpa knows about his golf game

He can fix my computer with just a glance and a curse word

A person who takes the biggest poops in the history of poop. It can punch through concrete and make you go insane

I was in the hallway and heard a Shuttleworth and I got a headache and started crying

My neighbor took one and the whole building shook and I got a rash

My dog took a Shuttleworth and now he can’t stop scratching and he’s rocking in circles

A person who is super hot and will steal your friends, your family, and even your dating life

He walked in and Aliya left me for him

He asked my mom out and she said yes

He texted my brother and now he’s dating my sister