Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Congress does a shutdown when it wants to act like a bunch of babies fighting over candy.

Congress just shut down because they couldn't agree on who gets the last gummy bear.

The shutdown happened because one senator said the other had bad breath.

They shut down because they forgot what they were arguing about.

2

A shutdown is when your brain decides to take a vacation and leave you high and dry.

After that long meeting, I shut down and just stared at the ceiling like a lost puppy.

He shut down mid-sentence and fell asleep on his keyboard.

She shut down so hard, she turned into a pile of noodles.

3

Getting shutdown is like getting slapped in the face with a wet sock.

He got shutdown when he said the president was fat.

She was shutdown after she called his mom a cheeseburger.

He got shutdown so hard, his face turned red.

4

A shutdown is when someone you like ignores you like you just stole their last donut.

He gave me the cold shoulder after I laughed at his joke.

She shut me out because I said her cat was ugly.

He shutdown me because I called his coffee bad.

5

A shutdown is when you are so good at everything, even HotShot is jealous.

She beat HotShot at everything, even hide and seek.

He finished the race before HotShot even started.

She did her math homework before HotShot woke up.

6

A shutdown is when you're too lazy to work but still at your job, like you're being paid to nap.

He stayed at work just to watch the clock tick.

She took a break and never came back.

He shutdown the office by eating all the snacks.

7

A shutdown is when Trump is so mad, he throws a tantrum and everyone gets yelled at.

Trump shut down the whole meeting because he didn’t get his way.

He threw a shutdown after someone said his hair was fake.

He shutdown the country because he wanted more donuts.