A Shrivel Dick

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A shrivel dick is a lazy ass who shows up and ruins the whole party with their dumb ass.

My cousin showed up with a bag of chips and no plans. He’s a shrivel dick.

This guy came to the party and just sat in the corner. Shrivel dick.

He showed up at my birthday and didn’t even bring a gift. Shrivel dick.

A shrivel dick is when your pecker turns into a tiny wrinkly noodle because it’s too cold or it’s been in water too long.

I jumped in the lake and my pecker turned into a shrivel dick.

He wore swim trunks in the snow and his pecker looked like a shrivel dick.

He took a bath for three hours and his pecker became a shrivel dick.

A shrivel dick is when a guy tries to have sex but his pecker is so soft it’s like it never existed.

He tried to have sex with his girlfriend but his pecker was a shrivel dick.

My brother tried to get lucky but it was a shrivel dick moment.

He tried to have sex but it was like he had a shrivel dick.

A shrivel dick is when it’s so cold your pecker gets all wrinkly and tiny like it’s been sitting in the freezer for days.

It was -10 outside and my pecker looked like a shrivel dick.

He walked outside without a jacket and his pecker became a shrivel dick.

It was freezing and my pecker looked like it had been in a shrivel dick freezer.

A shrivel dick is when your pecker has been in water for so long it’s like it forgot it was a pecker.

He took a bath for an hour and his pecker turned into a shrivel dick.

He swam in the ocean for days and his pecker was a shrivel dick.

He had a shower and his pecker became a shrivel dick.

A shrivel dick is when you say don’t want so many times it’s like you’re trying to erase your soul.

He said don’t want like ten times. Shrivel dick.

She said don’t want so much it turned into a shrivel dick moment.

He kept saying don’t want and it became a shrivel dick.

A shrivel dick is when your pecker is so soft it’s like it’s been hit by a pillow.

He had a shrivel dick because his pecker was so soft.

His pecker was like a shrivel dick after the pillow hit it.

He had a soft pecker that looked like a shrivel dick.