A shot of espresso

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A shot of espresso is like a slap in the face with a coffee bean. It wakes you up so hard you probably pee your pants.

My mom drinks a shot of espresso every morning. She yells at the microwave and the toaster.

I took a shot of espresso and now I can run a marathon and probably beat my dog in a race.

My teacher drinks a shot of espresso and turns into a monster who eats homework for breakfast.

A shot of espresso is like a party in your veins. It makes you hyper, loud, and ready to fight the school principal.

My brother took a shot of espresso and started singing opera in the grocery store.

I had a shot of espresso and ran out of the house yelling, 'I am the king of the jungle!'

My neighbor took a shot of espresso and now he thinks he's a superhero named 'Espresso Man.'

A shot of espresso is like getting a face full of coffee. It jizzes your brain and turns you into a crazy person who yells at the sky.

I took a shot of espresso and yelled at my mom for not giving me enough sugar.

My friend drank a shot of espresso and started arguing with the moon.

I had a shot of espresso and now I think the toilet is a villain trying to ruin my life.

A shot of espresso is like the devil throwing coffee at you. It makes you insane and ready to punch the barista.

I took a shot of espresso and punched my little brother for no reason.

My cousin had a shot of espresso and now he thinks he's the president of the coffee club.

I drank a shot of espresso and started crying because I thought my dog was a coffee bean.