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Pooping so loud it sounds like a chainsaw cutting through your butt while you’re sitting on the throne.

I was eating pizza and my fart sounded like a jet engine.

My brother let one rip so loud the dog ran out of the house.

I sat on the toilet and my fart made the ceiling shake.

Getting a blowjob and then the person pulls away just as you're about to finish, making you spray jizz on their face like a drunk kid at a soda fountain.

She was giving me a blow job and pulled away right when I was about to cum.

He stopped sucking my cock just as I was about to blow my load on his face.

She bit me and I cummed all over her chin like a baby.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

After a blow job, you cum so hard and fast it hits the person right in the face like a surprise from a very angry toddler.

I blew my load on her face so hard it looked like she got hit by a water balloon.

He cummed on my face like a kid who just got caught stealing cookies.

She gave me a blowjob and I sprayed jizz on her face like a fountain.

by Slangipedia 6d ago