A short thing

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A tiny human that makes your life a living hell. They're younger than 13 and have the energy of a thousand screaming raccoons.

My cousin is a short thing. He wakes me up at 6 a. m. every day and yells about Minecraft.

That short thing in my class talks nonstop and won't shut up during math.

My neighbor's kid is a short thing. He peed on my lawn and called me a grandma.

A little person who acts like they own the world. They're younger than 13 and will tell you they're the best at everything.

That short thing said he's the best at Fortnite. I told him he's not. He cried.

My brother's friend is a short thing. He said he’s going to be president when he grows up.

The short thing in my DMs said I’m ugly and called me a goblin.

A tiny human that makes your brain hurt. They're under 13 and will not stop talking about their dumb video game.

My little brother is a short thing. He plays his video game and won't let me touch it.

That short thing in my class talks about Pokémon nonstop and won't stop.

The short thing in my group chat keeps sending me memes about his dog. It’s annoying.