Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A shortcut for terrorists who want to get to the action before anyone else, but still look like they know what they're doing.

He took a short to get there before the others, but it looked like he just ran out of his house.

She used a short to get to A site, but it was more like she teleported.

The terrorist took a short, but it was so fast it looked like he had a time machine.

2

Shorts so tiny, they're basically a fashion statement made of shame.

His shorts were so short, they looked like they were trying to commit a crime.

She wore the short, and it looked like she was advertising her legs for a price.

Those shorts were so short, they were basically a slap in the face.

3

Shorts that show more than they should, usually worn by people who don't care what others think.

He wore the short and looked like he was showing off for the whole world to see.

She wore the short and acted like it was the most normal thing ever.

The short was so low, it looked like it was trying to make a statement.

4

Shorts so short, they might as well be a punishment from the universe.

He wore the short and looked like he was being tortured by fabric.

Her short was so short, it looked like it was trying to escape.

Those shorts were so short, they might as well have been a time-warp.

5

Shorts that show so much, you might get a tattoo just to remember it.

He wore the short and looked like he was advertising his legs to a crowd.

She wore the short and it looked like it was trying to outshine the sun.

That short was so short, it might as well have been a distraction.

6

Shorts so low, your junk might as well be on a billboard.

He wore the short and looked like he was showing off for the whole neighborhood.

Her short was so low, it looked like it was trying to be the star of the show.

Those shorts were so low, they might as well have been a fashion disaster.

7

Shorts that make your butt look like it's doing a dance for the whole world.

She wore the short and looked like she was twerking for a crowd.

He wore the short and looked like his butt was doing a solo.

That short was so low, it might as well have been a personal party.