a shockatock,

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when your brain decides to throw a tantrum and your heart goes full sprint

I had a shockatock in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss thought I was possessed.

My dog gave me a shockatock when he ran into the toilet and flooded the bathroom.

I got a shockatock during my math test because I forgot how to multiply.

when your body goes full lunatic and your brain is like why are you doing this to me

I had a shockatock while eating my breakfast. I dropped my toast and my coffee spilled on my shirt.

During the middle of a movie, I had a shockatock and started screaming at the screen.

My shockatock hit me while I was trying to text my friend. I typed ‘I love you’ to my mom instead.