A shit ton of cum

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A huge load of cum that could make a pool look like a toilet.
I woke up to a shit ton of cum on my face. My dog was laughing at me.
My sister said I had a shit ton of cum. I told her to shut up and take her lunch.
He shot a shit ton of cum on the ceiling. Now the whole house smells like regret.
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So much cum it could drown a man and his pride.
I got a shit ton of cum in my mouth. I almost cried, but I didn’t want to look weak.
He gave me a shit ton of cum. I felt like I was going to die from happiness and cum.
My friend got a shit ton of cum in his pants. He now walks like a man who has been cursed.
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A load of cum so big it could cover a whole football field.
He shot a shit ton of cum on the floor. It looked like a cum lake.
I ate a shit ton of cum for breakfast. It tasted like regret and joy.
She got a shit ton of cum on her shirt. Now she smells like a cum factory.
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