Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the last thing I want to hear about

Man, I don't give a crap about that dumb project.

If you tell me one more time about your stupid dog, I'll scream.

When my sister says 'I told you so' for the 100th time, I want to throw her out the window.

2

a violent sport where people try to stab each other in the junk with sticks that could kill a cow

My cousin plays this game every day and screams like a baby when he gets hit.

I tried playing it once, and I still have a stick-shaped bruise on my butt.

My brother used a stick so long, it looked like a sword from a medieval war.

3

the dirtiest word in the dictionary and also what you eat when you're gross

My dad says 'shit' more than he says 'hello' in the morning.

When my sister poops, she says 'I just hit the jackpot of shits.'

I ate my lunch and it looked like a big pile of shit.

4

what you shout when something is so good it feels like you're in heaven

That burger was so good, I shouted 'a shit!' and my face turned red.

When my mom made her famous cake, I screamed 'a shit!' and fell on the floor.

My friend got a 100 on the test, and I yelled 'a shit!' like I was in a movie.

5

when someone makes you feel like you're the weakest link in a group of ants

My teacher made me feel like a worm when I messed up my math test.

My friend laughed at me when I tripped in front of the whole class.

I got roasted in front of my crush, and I felt like I was invisible.

6

when you're getting blasted with bullets and you're about to die or get captured

We were getting shot at from all sides and I thought we were going to die.

The enemy came out of nowhere and we were all screaming 'help!'

My friend got hit by a bullet and his leg was bleeding everywhere.

7

when someone says something that's so obvious it's like they're wasting your time

My teacher said 'the sky is blue' and I wanted to scream.

My brother said 'you're going to die if you eat that whole pizza.'

My friend said 'you're wearing a shirt' and I wanted to throw a pillow at him.