a shiite shit

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When you let out a stink so strong it could knock a Muslim off his feet. Shia: A Muslim who hates America so much, he’d take it out on your lunch tray.
My cousin ate a whole taco and then passed gas in church.
My neighbor’s dog died and took a dump on the sidewalk.
I told my teacher I had the flu, but it was just my breakfast.
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A big, smelly dump that smells like a rotten taco. Shia: A Muslim who would rather burn America than eat a sandwich.
I ate a burrito and then my pants exploded.
My brother threw up in the trash can and it smelt like a dead raccoon.
My mom’s soup was so bad it caused a gas explosion.
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When you drop a deuce so bad it could start a war. Shia: A Muslim who’s mad at America for no good reason and would rather fight than eat a taco.
I had a taco and then my pants fell off.
My dog ate my homework and then took a dump in my backpack.
I told my teacher I had the flu, but it was just my breakfast.
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