A SHERK

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A sherk is a smelly, lazy, backstabbing creep who skips work, takes all the glory, and leaves you to clean up their mess.
I’m a sherk. I never do my job but I get all the praise. You’re just the cleanup crew.
That guy at work is a sherk. He’s always late, but he’s the one who gets promoted.
She’s a sherk. She’s got the office talking, but she’s the one who didn’t do the work.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A sherk is like a c*nt, but with more attitude and less personality. They’ll scream at you in a meeting and then take all the credit.
You called me a sherk in a meeting. The whole room was silent after that.
He said I was a sherk. I just laughed and told him he was a sherk too.
She called me a sherk in a DM. I replied with a picture of a dead sherk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A sherk is someone who sits at their desk, stares at their phone, and pretends they’re working when they’re really just avoiding everything.
I was a sherk today. I didn’t do my work, but I still got a promotion.
He’s the sherk of the office. He just sits there and looks important.
I’m a sherk. I don’t do my job, but I still get all the praise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A sherk is what you find in a movie you pirated. It’s full of junk, trash, and no real work.
I watched Sherk 2 on my pirated copy. It was full of junk and no real work.
That pirated movie was a sherk. I barely got through it.
Sherk 2 is a sherk. It’s full of junk and no real work.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A sherk is when you’re shitting and jerking off at the same time. It’s messy and it’s glorious.
I did a sherk in the bathroom. It was messy and glorious.
He did a sherk on the office floor. It was messy and glorious.
She did a sherk in the meeting. It was messy and glorious.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A sherk is like shitting and jerking off at the same time. It’s the most embarrassing thing you can do in public.
I did a sherk in the meeting. It was the most embarrassing thing ever.
He did a sherk in the hallway. Everyone laughed.
She did a sherk on the elevator. It was the most embarrassing thing ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To be sherked is the worst. It means you’re getting all the glory and all the blame. It’s like being hit by a truck and getting a trophy at the same time.
I was sherked today. I got all the glory and all the blame.
He was sherked. He got promoted and got blamed for everything.
She was sherked. She got the trophy and the blame.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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