A Shepharding

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A Shepharding is a guy who talks like a broken robot, never gets mad, and acts like he's the toughest man alive, even though he's probably scared of a loud noise.
'Hey bro, I just watched you fail three times in a row and you still said nothing. You're a Shepharding.'
My cousin is a Shepharding. He didn't even blink when his dog bit his brother's face off.
I asked him why he never yells and he said, 'I don’t want to seem weak.' I told him, 'You're not weak, you're just boring.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Not a Shepherd. He’s a total loser in real life, but he’s a beast in games. He probably cries if he loses.
He beat me in Fortnite, then told me he's not a Shepherd. I told him he's a Shepharding.
He plays like a god, but I saw him trip over a bag and fall flat on his face in the grocery store.
He says he's not a Shepherd, but he cried when his dog died. That’s not a Shepherd, that’s a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Shepharding is a guy who hits on other guys like they're the last slice of pizza. He’s always trying to get in someone’s pants.
He asked me if I wanted to go to the mall with him. I said, 'You're a Shepharding.' He said, 'Yeah, and I'm proud of it.'
He tried to kiss my brother at the gym. My brother said, 'You're a Shepharding.' He said, 'And I'm a good one.'
He hit on my neighbor and said, 'You’re hot.' My neighbor said, 'You’re a Shepharding.' He said, 'And I’m a very active one.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A German Shepherd is a dog that will bite you if you look at it wrong. It’s like a dog with a temper and a body like a tank.
My neighbor’s German Shepherd bit my mailman for no reason. The mailman said, 'That dog is a monster.'
My dog ran away from home and came back with a German Shepherd. It looked at me like I had wronged it for 10 years.
I saw a German Shepherd chase a kid all the way to the park. The kid said, 'That dog’s a psycho.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Shepharding is a guy who nobody remembers, but he’s been through hell and needs a hug. He’s the guy who just stands there and stares at you like you owe him money.
I saw him in the game and felt bad. He looked like he was about to cry.
He’s been through explosions, crashes, and monsters, but nobody remembers him.
He just stood there and said, 'I need a hug.' I gave him one, and he said, 'Thank you.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Shepharding is a peasant who somehow became a king by either being the best at sports or fighting the prince to death. The others just stole the crown and ran off with it.
He fought the prince to death and became king. The prince said, 'You're a Shepharding.' He said, 'And I'm proud of it.'
He stole the crown and ran off with it. The king said, 'He’s a Shepharding.' He said, 'And I’m a good one.'
He was the best at sports and became king. The crowd said, 'He’s a Shepharding.' He said, 'And I'm a very active one.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Shepharding is a guy who’s always saving people, but he’s secretly a total softie. He hides his fear so people don’t get scared.
He saved everyone in the crash, but he was shaking like a leaf.
He told me he was afraid, but he still saved me from dying.
He’s the guy who hides his fear so people don’t get scared.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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