a shelby

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A shelby is a girl who gives such a good blowjob it feels like you just got hit by a truck full of fireworks. You’ll be so wrecked you’ll probably never want to touch another woman again. Some say she’s a witch with a mouth.

My friend just saw Shelby and said, 'I might die from that blowjob.'

My boyfriend tried to cheat on me with a Shelby and failed.

I dated a Shelby once. I still haven’t recovered.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A shelby is a girl who is so tired of being compared to a mustang that she would probably punch you if you said it again.

Shelby said, 'I am not a mustang, I am a goddamn lion.'

My friend got yelled at by Shelby for calling her a mustang.

Shelby threw a chair at me when I said 'mustang' again.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A shelby is a girl who’s sweet, sassy, and so pretty it hurts. She can make you laugh so hard you’ll probably pee your pants.

Shelby told a joke and I peed my pants.

My friend said Shelby is like a laugh potion.

Shelby makes me laugh until I cry.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Shelby is the best girlfriend ever. She’s hot, she’s smart, and she can kiss like a magician. Her new boyfriend is totally whipped.

Shelby kissed my friend and he’s now a total love slave.

My friend said Shelby is like a kiss wizard.

Shelby’s new boyfriend calls her 'my queen' all the time.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Shelby is your best friend. She’ll help you with everything, always be there for you, and never let you down. She’s like the human version of a good friend.

Shelby helped my friend with his math homework and he passed.

Shelby cried with my friend when his dog died.

Shelby stood up for me when someone was being mean.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Shelby is the most perfect girl you could ever meet. She’s adorable, she’s smart, she’s funny, and she’s not a potato. She’s like a goddamn human glitter bomb.

Shelby is so pretty my friend asked if she was a fairy.

Shelby watched Grey’s Anatomy and my friend got jealous.

Shelby is so perfect my friend said she’s like a glitter bomb.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Shelby is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you had to choose between tasting the best food or seeing the most beautiful sight, you’d pick tasting because Shelby is the most beautiful sight.

My friend said Shelby is so pretty she makes him blush.

Shelby walked in and my friend fainted.

Shelby is so pretty my friend said she’s like a unicorn.

by Slangipedia 6d ago