A Shanley

Current Trending

6 views · Added 17d ago · 6 definitions

A person who makes the worst life choices. Like they're trying to fail at life on purpose.

Shanley quit her job to go be a TikTok influencer. It didn't work.

Shanley got a tattoo of a flamingo on his neck. No one asked for that.

Shanley married a guy who only knows how to say 'hi' and 'bye'.

Shanley is a hot girl with a brain. She can cook, she can craft, and she’s loyal. If you date her, you’re in for a treat.

Shanley made me a cake that looked like a galaxy. I ate it and cried.

Shanley fixed my broken heart with a cup of coffee and a compliment.

Shanley gave me the best advice when I got fired. She said, 'You're not broken, you're just rebooting.'

The best guy ever. He’s good-looking, he’s strong, and he’s nice. But he’s also a bit of a dork.

Shanley got a six-pack, but he still can’t spell 'beautiful'.

Shanley tried to propose to me in a football stadium. It was epic and embarrassing.

Shanley got confused with Stanley and asked, 'Is that my cousin?'

A girl’s name that sounds like an Asian guy’s name. People keep getting it wrong.

My teacher called her Shanley, and she said, 'I’m not Stanley!'

My friend’s mom thought Shanley was a guy and said, 'He’s cute!'

Shanley got annoyed when someone called her 'Stan' at the grocery store.

A certified beauty. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the confidence to back it up.

Shanley walked in the room and my heart stopped. I was speechless.

Shanley got a compliment from a guy who had no teeth. He said, 'You’re a goddess.'

Shanley told me I was ugly, and I believed her. I’ve been ugly ever since.

A godly man with a six-pack, a hot girlfriend, and a life that looks perfect. He’s the guy you want to be.

Shanley showed up at the gym wearing a tight shirt and I said, 'That’s not fair.'

Shanley’s girlfriend is hotter than my ex. I still don’t know how that happened.

Shanley said he’s good in bed. I don’t know what that means, but I believe him.