Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lie you tell yourself when you're too lazy to show up and sweat like a fat man on a treadmill.

'I had a headache, not a heart attack.', Shane at 2 PM.

'I was training in my brain.', Shane, 3 days later.

'I trained in my sleep.', Shane, 1 week later.

2

Bringing up a random fact like it's the end of the world, and then going on a 10-minute rant about it like it's a national emergency.

'Did I tell you my goldfish died last Tuesday?', Shane, during a meeting.

'I have 77 reasons why the sky is blue.', Shane, in the middle of a conversation.

'Why is the toaster in the fridge?', Shane, 3 hours into a random tangent.

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3

A man who looks like he stepped out of a porn and has the charm of a serial killer. He’s tall, hot, and has a smile that could make a nun lose her virginity.

'Shane walked in, and my heart died.', Me, during lunch.

'He’s like a God with a tan.', My friend, during a group chat.

'He’s the reason I failed math.', Me, after seeing him.

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4

A friend who'll laugh at your jokes, then make fun of you in the worst way possible when you're not looking.

'He laughed at my joke, then called me a baby.', Me, at a party.

'He made fun of my hair in front of everyone.', Me, at school.

'He called me a meatball and I cried.', Me, on the bus.

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5

A guy who’s hot, funny, and has the mouth of a sailor. He’ll make you laugh until you’re crying, then tease you for it.

'He told a joke that made me cry.', Me, during dinner.

'He called me a baboon and I laughed.', Me, at the gym.

'He said I had the face of a confused tomato.', Me, in class.

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6

A guy with a heart bigger than a pizza, but sometimes he acts like he’s lost in the mall. He’ll date around, but he treats you like a queen.

'He cried when I broke up with him.', Me, during lunch.

'He gave me pizza and a hug when I failed math.', Me, at school.

'He fought my brother for me.', Me, at the mall.

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7

A guy who’s short, but he’s got a big personality. He’ll laugh with you, tell you dirty jokes, and be there when you need a friend.

'He told me a joke that made me snort.', Me, at the mall.

'He made me laugh so hard I fell over.', Me, in class.

'He said my pants were on fire.', Me, during a meeting.

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