a sexy mole rat

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A hot underground rat that makes your brain melt like a chocolate bar in the sun.

My cousin’s ex is a sexy mole rat. He had me eating his brain for breakfast.

I saw a sexy mole rat in the subway. I almost peed my pants.

My teacher said I was a sexy mole rat. I got a D for that.

A rat with a body like a gym, and a face that could make a nun blush.

That sexy mole rat at the gym made my biceps jealous.

My mom says I’m a sexy mole rat. She’s probably right.

I texted a sexy mole rat. He replied with a selfie. I cried.

A rat so fine, it makes your pants feel like they’re on fire.

I saw a sexy mole rat and immediately fell in love. Then I tripped.

My neighbor’s dog is a sexy mole rat. It’s embarrassing.

I asked my crush if they were a sexy mole rat. They said no. I died.