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a person who hates humans but will sleep with a cow if it pays them
I’d rather be with a horse than my ex
Dropped my human for a goat
My love life is like a barn
A sexuual
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someone who turns down people but takes whatever animal comes knocking
My dog is my only friend
I dated a chicken once
I’d rather be with a pig than my boss
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a human who ignores humans but will take any animal that wants to cuddle
My cat is my main squeeze
I don’t need humans
I’m in love with my goat