Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person who can't stop thinking about sex, talking about sex, and doing sex. They're like a walking cumshot.

Bro, you're a sex. You're always thinking about sex.

She's a sex. She's got a new boyfriend every day.

He's a sex. He's been talking about sex since Tuesday.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

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When you stick your weenie in a lava lamp because you're so lonely you’d take a hot mess over a cold shower.

I put my dick in a lava lamp. I was that lonely.

My roommate stuck his pecker in a lava lamp. He’s a lost cause.

I tried to sex my lava lamp. It didn’t work.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

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When you stick your dick in someone's butt or pussy or mouth, or they stick their pussy or mouth in your dick. It's the most fun you'll ever have, or the worst.

I just had sex with my girlfriend. It was wild.

He had sex with his mom. That's a real mess.

They had sex in the car. I heard everything.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

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It’s like math, but instead of numbers, you use beds, legs, and close. It’s confusing and you’re probably going to end up with a headache.

Sex is like math. I don’t get it.

I tried to do the math of sex. It didn’t work.

Sex is confusing. I don’t know what it is.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

5

It’s when a stork drops a baby in your belly after some weird alien energy crash. It’s magic and it hurts.

My mom had sex. She screamed so loud the stork dropped the baby.

Sex is magic. It works like that.

They had sex. The stork dropped the baby. It was wild.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

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What you’re not getting tonight. You're probably sad, tired, and mad at your partner.

I wasn’t getting sex tonight. I was sad.

He wasn’t getting sex. He was mad.

She didn’t get sex. She was tired.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

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It’s the one thing Urban Dictionary doesn’t have. It’s like the ultimate mystery. You can’t even find it online.

Sex isn’t on Urban Dictionary. It’s a mystery.

Urban Dictionary doesn’t have sex. That’s wild.

They don’t have sex on Urban Dictionary. It’s the best.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago