Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who talks way too much on a show about video games. He’s like the king of being annoying and looks like he just rolled out of bed.

'Sessler is the reason I can't sleep at night.'

'That man talks more than my grandma at a family reunion.'

'If Sessler had a voice, it would be a loudspeaker.'

2

A guy who thinks RPGs are for weaklings and probably has a brain that’s smaller than a soup can.

'RPGs? Please. I’d rather fight a dragon than play one.'

'Sessler doesn’t like RPGs. Who does? A baby.'

'He’s the only person I know who can’t handle a game with a story.'

3

A co-host who talks about video games and also has the fashion sense of a man who wore a sock to a party.

'He wears a shirt that looks like it was stained by a dead man.'

'Sessler’s shirt is so bad, it deserves its own show.'

'That shirt is worse than my ex’s cooking.'

4

When you poop next to a fancy cake and ruin it for everyone. It’s like a crime against dessert.

'I pooped on a cake. That’s what Sessler does.'

'That cake was perfect until Sessler came along.'

'Sessler pooped on the cake. I’m still mad about it.'

5

A co-host who makes the show good and hates bad games so much he might cry if one is bad.

'Sessler hates bad games. He might cry if one comes along.'

'That show is good because of him. The rest are just garbage.'

'He’s the reason I watch X-Play instead of the other shows.'

6

The only good actors on G4. They can act and make people laugh. The others are just hot and useless.

'Sessler can act. The rest are just hot and useless.'

'They’re the only ones who can make a show worth watching.'

'They can act. The other shows are just garbage.'

7

A man who gets turned on by butt stuff. He might be a sad man with no self-respect.

'Sessler likes butt stuff. He’s a sad man.'

'He gets off on butt stuff. Who doesn’t?'

'He’s the only person I know who’d take it in the butt for a living.'