a serious box of kleenex tissues

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it’s when someone is so messed up in the head they act like a broken robot with a bad attitude and no idea why they’re making everyone else cry

my cousin cried for 2 hours because her cat ate a sock

my neighbor screamed at the mailman for no reason

my mom texted me 'i hate life' because her coffee was too hot

this is when someone is so weird they think normal stuff is a personal attack and they just keep making everything worse

my friend started a fight with the grocery store because the bread was out of order

my brother cried when his phone didn’t ring

my dad yelled at the clouds for being too white

this is when someone is so confused they think everything is a conspiracy and they just make everyone else lose their minds too

my sister thinks the sun is a government experiment

my friend thinks the internet is a real place

my mom thinks the toaster is trying to steal her soul

this is when someone is so bad at life they think crying is a sport and they just keep winning every time

my cousin cried because the pizza had extra cheese

my brother cried because the sky was too blue

my mom cried because the dog didn’t fetch the ball

this is when someone is so messed up they think everything is a joke and they just keep making everyone else cry instead

my friend laughed at the fire alarm like it was a stand-up show

my brother cried because his joke wasn’t funny enough

my dad laughed when he broke his leg

this is when someone is so bad at being normal they think the world is against them and they just keep crying to prove it

my sister cried because the moon wasn’t full

my brother cried because the coffee was too hot

my mom cried because the door was closed