a self sevices man

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a man who can't stop thinking about his own junk
He tried to watch the game but kept staring at his pants.
He didn't notice the fire alarm because he was too busy imagining his hand.
He said he was going to the store but came back 20 minutes later.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a guy who would rather jerk off than talk to his mom
He skipped family dinner to finish his solo session.
He answered the door with his pants down.
He missed his train because he was too busy doing his thing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a man who lives in his own head and doesn't care about anyone else
He didn't reply to his best friend's texts because he was too busy daydreaming.
He forgot his anniversary because he was lost in his own world.
He walked into a wall because he was distracted by his thoughts.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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