a secret squirrel bunch

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A bunch of sneaky butt-kickers from the spy world, military, and crazy special forces all working together on some super top-secret trash.

The secret squirrel bunch just leaked the plan to take over the world. Again.

They’re hiding in my closet. I know it.

My dog saw them. He ran away screaming.

A group of backstabbing, cussing, super secret agents, soldiers, and SpecOps people who do stupid things in the dark.

They broke into my house to steal my sandwich. I’m not even mad.

They’re hiding in the mayor’s pants. I saw it.

My mom works with them. She says they’re the worst.

A bunch of elite butt-kickers who work together in the shadows to do things that make no sense and cause chaos.

They caused a traffic jam just to see if the president would notice.

They’re in my school. I think they’re following me.

They tried to turn my dog into a spy. It didn’t work.