A second hand Bjarni

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A bus wanker who's too cheap to buy anything new and waits for other people to throw their old junk in the bin.
He waited for his cousin to toss out his old bus ticket before he even bought a new one.
He still uses a broken bus pass from 2012 because he's too cheap to get a new one.
He waited for his brother to die before he got his bus pass.
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A bus wanker who lives off other people’s trash and never spends a penny on anything new.
He waited for his mom to throw out her old bus ticket before he used it.
He still uses a bus pass from the 90s because he’s too cheap to buy a new one.
He waited for his dad to drop dead before he got his bus pass.
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A bus wanker who's too broke to buy anything and just waits for other people to throw their old stuff away.
He used his uncle’s old bus pass because he didn’t want to buy a new one.
He waited for his sister to throw her old bus ticket away before he used it.
He waited for his neighbor to die before he got his bus pass.
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