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the best band ever, but only when they’re not high and screaming into a microphone

I heard them live last night and it was like watching a bear throw up in a concert.

They played ‘Summer’ and I almost died from how bad it was.

They’re only good if they’re on drugs and not yelling at each other.

the best band ever, but only if they don’t forget the lyrics and blame the crowd

They forgot the chorus and yelled ‘it’s your fault’ at the audience.

The lead singer missed his own song and started crying.

They blamed the crowd for the bad set, even though they were all on the same drugs.

the best band ever, but only if they don’t take too long between songs and curse the lighting guy

They took ten minutes between songs and cursed the lighting guy for being ‘too bright’.

The lighting guy was crying in the back because they all yelled at him.

They couldn’t even play the next song because they were too mad at the lights.