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A hot guy who looks like a snack you'd eat with your face.
Seanie walked in, and the whole room turned into a cheeseburger.
He’s like a snack that costs $20 but tastes like a $100 meal.
Seanie is the only guy who can make a pizza look like a work of art.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The guy who everyone loves but can't get a date to save his life. He's great at partying and borrowing cash, but he's got a mouth like a donkey and is still a virgin.
Seanie asked me to the prom, and I said no because I didn't want to be his first date.
He borrowed $50 from me and then spent it on pizza and a soda.
He said he'd date me if I let him borrow my phone for a minute.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The friend who’s sweet, weird, and just loves dogs, Eeyore, and random stuff. He’s quiet at first, but once he talks, he’s hilarious.
Seanie said, 'Eeyore is the best friend a pig could ever have.'
He brought his dog to my house and let it eat my homework.
He cried when his favorite show ended and then said, 'I just wanted more What If.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who loves rock music, Star Wars, and technology. He’s a December baby and has curly hair that looks like a mess.
He yelled, 'May the Force be with you!' and then walked into a wall.
His hair looked like a tornado hit his head.
He fixed my computer with a noodle and a calculator.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A magical creature who can do impossible things, but he’s also a grumpy kid who hates being interrupted.
He said he could lift a truck, but he only lifted a chair.
He was working on his dream and said, 'Don’t even think about interrupting me.'
He ate three pizzas at once and said, 'I can do anything.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who’s a total legend, but he’s also a bit of a drama queen. He’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of insults.
He said, 'I'm a warrior, and you're just a nerd!' and then laughed at me.
He called me a drama queen and then cried about it.
He said he's a romantic but then asked me to text him every hour.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The guy who talks trash to you but can’t even do basic stuff. He’s the worst at everything and nobody even notices.
He told me he could beat anyone in a race but then tripped over a pencil.
He said he’s the best at everything and then failed math.
He called me a nobody and then spent the whole day crying about it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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