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When you shove your finger in someone's head and their butt at the same time, like you're trying to take a photo of their brain and their butt, and you might even go ‘click’ for extra drama.
I took a screenshot of my cousin during math class, and it looked like a crime scene.
My friend did a screenshot of me during a Zoom call, and I looked like a confused raccoon.
My mom did a screenshot of my dad while he was eating pizza and yelling at the TV.
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When you blow your nose and let one out at the same time, like you're trying to be funny but just ended up looking like a confused goat.
I did a screenshot during breakfast and it looked like I was having a meltdown.
My dog did a screenshot when I dropped his treat on the floor.
My brother did a screenshot during a video game and it looked like he was possessed.
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When you stick your fingers in all the right places at once, like you're trying to make someone scream, or just really enjoy yourself.
I did a screenshot during my sister’s birthday party and it looked like I was trying to kill her.
My friend did a screenshot during a group chat and it looked like he was having a seizure.
My dad did a screenshot while watching a horror movie and it looked like he was possessed.
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A picture of your computer screen, like when you're trying to show someone how to do something, or just trying to look cool.
I took a screenshot of my homework and showed it to my teacher like I was a genius.
My friend took a screenshot of his failed test and sent it to me like it was a masterpiece.
My mom took a screenshot of my dad’s dumb face while he was watching TV.
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When you take a picture of your screen, like you're trying to be fancy or just trying to save your life.
I took a screenshot of my crush's profile and it looked like I was trying to impress him.
My friend took a screenshot of his mom’s face during a Zoom call and it looked like a crime scene.
My brother took a screenshot of his pizza and it looked like a masterpiece.
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When you cum on your computer screen, like you're trying to look cool or just really love porn.
I did a screenshot after watching a porn video and it looked like I was trying to impress my mom.
My friend did a screenshot during a group chat and it looked like he was trying to die.
My dad did a screenshot during a Zoom call and it looked like he was possessed.
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The main reason you're a charged sex-offender, like you're trying to be cool or just really love taking pictures of people's heads and butts.
I did a screenshot during a Zoom call and it looked like I was trying to impress my teacher.
My friend did a screenshot during a group chat and it looked like he was trying to die.
My mom did a screenshot of my dad during a Zoom call and it looked like a crime scene.
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