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A fancy way of saying a rich guy gets killed in front of his ugly kids so they can grow up to be emo and try to save the world.

The dad got knifed in the face during a fancy party.

The kid saw it all and now wears black and screams at pigeons.

The rich guy’s death was live-streamed for the whole school to see.

When a smelly billionaire dies in front of their kids during a fancy event, and the kids hope they get to be cool and brood a lot.

The billionaire was stabbed while eating a salad.

The kid cried and now wears a cape made of pizza boxes.

The death happened during a boring movie.

A rich person gets murdered in front of their kids during a fancy show, and the kids hope they become cool and start fighting crime.

The dad got a knife in the back during a boring movie.

The kid now cries at night and draws pictures of knives.

The murder happened during a fake sword fight.