A Scottish Greeting

My cousin just gave me a Scottish Greeting. Now my nose is sore and I hate him.

At the party, the guy next to me headbutted me. I didn’t even know him.

My mom said it was a Scottish Greeting. I think she just wanted me to bleed.

My brother greeted me like I owed him money. I’m still sore.

The guy at the gym headbutted me. I thought he was trying to start a fight.

My friend said it was a Scottish Greeting. It was just a headbutt. I’m not impressed.

My uncle greeted me and I almost cried. I didn’t even do anything.

At the bar, some guy headbutted me. I didn’t even know his name.

My teacher said it was a Scottish Greeting. I think she just wanted me to be distracted.