A Scott Moment

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When you take a selfie with your friend, and your face looks like a raccoon got hit by a truck, but your friend looks like a movie star.
I took a pic with my bro, and he looked like Brad Pitt, I looked like the ghost of a pizza box.
My friend took a photo of us, and I looked like I just fought a goat.
I posed with my bestie, and she looked like a goddess, I looked like I lost a bet with a toilet.
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When you're at a concert and it turns into a meat grinder because everyone is elbow-fighting for space.
At the concert, someone shoved me so hard I almost fell into the crowd.
The concert turned into a wrestling match, and I got stepped on by a kid wearing a hat that said 'I survived this.'
I was trying to enjoy the music, but someone pushed me into the front row like I was a punchline.
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