Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A scott is a guy who wears big boots and kicks the ass of a four-legged animal until it screams for mercy and then goes home and eats a whole pizza by himself.

I saw a scott at the park. He kicked a dog so hard it ran away crying.

My dad is a scott. He kicked a goat and then ate three burgers.

That scott at the zoo looked like he wanted to kick the lion.

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A scott is a toy that makes your snatch happy. It’s also the best friend your snatch could ever ask for.

My scott is my favorite toy. It makes me happy every time I use it.

I brought my scott to school and my teacher got mad.

That scott is so good, it should be in the Hall of Fame.

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Scott is scott. That’s all there is to it. No need to explain it. Just accept it.

Scott is scott. No need for more words.

My teacher said, 'Scott is scott. End of story.'

I told my friend, 'Scott is scott. That’s final.'

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A scott is someone who is super sexy and also super cool. They probably have a six-pack and a degree in being awesome.

That scott in my class is so sexy, I think he’s a superhero.

My scott cousin is cool and has a six-pack.

I want to be a scott when I grow up.

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A scott is a guy who doesn’t get mad. He just eats food and drinks beer. And he probably has a big penis.

My uncle is a scott. He eats pizza and drinks beer all day.

That scott in the bar drank ten beers and still smiled.

I wish I was a scott. I could eat and drink all day.

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A scott is a guy who will steal your kneecaps just for fun. No warning. No mercy. Just pain.

That scott stole my kneecap in the park. I couldn’t run after that.

I saw a scott steal a kid’s kneecap at the mall.

My scott brother stole my kneecap and laughed about it.

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A scott is a guy who is good-looking, smart, and can play guitar. He also knows how to shake his butt and drink dark beer.

That scott in the band can play guitar and shake his butt.

My scott uncle drinks dark beer and plays guitar.

I want to be a scott because I love dark beer.

by Slangipedia 15d ago